I asked a girl out on a date today and she started crying. Sausages as punishment for my miserable life.
I asked a girl out on a date today and she started crying. Sausages as punishment for my miserable life.
by Kraaanium
41 Comments
Katatonic92
OK, I’m going to need more details on the whole crying situation. Why did she cry when you asked her on a date?
Meanjin
As an Aussie I’d inhale all 4 of those suckers in under a minute and enjoy every second of it 🤤
mythirdaccount2015
that kinda looks amazing, though
UnusualAd5992
Okay.. so she didn’t get the right sausage?
Prestigious-Flower54
I take the stems of my peppers personally but otherwise what’s stupid about this exactly? Oh and why just one with no ketchup lol
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Article241
I’d cry too if you offered to cook dinner
Felskiluscious
r/kitchencels
Mortis_XII
More for you, at least?
Individual-Eagle259
I mean you’re having 4 of them, that might be partly why
vahokif
/r/jimebrown
Kalupaaaargh
Since when are sausages deemed to be a punishment?
MeatSlammur
Air fried sausage and hot dogs are fuckin killer this looks delicious tbh
SnoopysRoof
Better than Bunno’s bangers fr.
Floridamanfishcam
Keep your head up, man. Happens to everyone and then, if you keep at it and keep improving yourself, one day you’ll look back and laugh at the situation:)
rexcasei
Are those leeches?
retrofrenzy
Give it to me, if you are not eating that. All of them.
typoeman
Presentation is a 1/10 but, ngl, kill the ketchup and im SCARFING that shit.
kitfoxxxx
OP wanted a reason to eat his sausage onion bread wrap.
Frolicking_Trex
As a little reassurance dude, if you asked her out respectfully and politely, her crying almost certainly was not about you. It’s far more like she had other emotionally heavy stuff going on that you weren’t aware of, and she just did not have the emotional bandwidth to deal with being asked out at this time.
Now, if you weren’t respectful and polite, and you need to be really honest with yourself about whether you were, then you need to adjust your approach to asking women out.
ShroudedFigureINC
Couldn’t even spot the sausage for a few seconds, this shid completely overwhelmed me lmao
Pinkipinkie
maybe she was just going through something omg
cuntdestroyer1897
Have you tried not doing it at knifepoint?
Maksilla
Why was she crying? Did you threaten her with a knife or hold her parents hostage?
theokayestcomputer19
is this a r/kitchencels crosspost?
CorpseInTheMaking
Eating your feelings isn’t a good outlet. Go lift something heavy repeatedly and blast some Pantera.
theghostsofvegas
Does it have anything to do with you eating 4 of these at a time?
angelmr2
Crying for being asked or doesn’t sound like it involves you at all really
NobodyKnowsBoutYal
And I bet you shot out of your league.
yaboyJship
Low key these look good
Lost-Ad7652
This looks good. Might be better on a bun with spicy brown instead of yellow, but that’s just preference
Guerrilla032
Cook those onions next time!
Trick-Mall9245
what the hell is that
DiabeticRhino97
She probably started crying because of how your breath smelled, good heavens
icenine09
She started crying because she saw your post history. 😳
jillyjobby
FawltyMotors
This belongs on r/kitchencels
pdarigan
Was this supposed to be on r/kitchencels (which is a real sub that Reddit keeps putting on my feed for some reason)
proximusprimus57
Probably cried at the thought of having to eat your cooking if it ever went anywhere.
No_Research_8034
r/kitchencels would be that way, bud
mrzurkonandfriends
I think if a girl starts crying when you ask her on a date, she’s got shit going on that you dont know about, and you’re too dense to be a good partner at the moment.
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OK, I’m going to need more details on the whole crying situation. Why did she cry when you asked her on a date?
As an Aussie I’d inhale all 4 of those suckers in under a minute and enjoy every second of it 🤤
that kinda looks amazing, though
Okay.. so she didn’t get the right sausage?
I take the stems of my peppers personally but otherwise what’s stupid about this exactly? Oh and why just one with no ketchup lol
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I’d cry too if you offered to cook dinner
r/kitchencels
More for you, at least?
I mean you’re having 4 of them, that might be partly why
/r/jimebrown
Since when are sausages deemed to be a punishment?
Air fried sausage and hot dogs are fuckin killer this looks delicious tbh
Better than Bunno’s bangers fr.
Keep your head up, man. Happens to everyone and then, if you keep at it and keep improving yourself, one day you’ll look back and laugh at the situation:)
Are those leeches?
Give it to me, if you are not eating that. All of them.
Presentation is a 1/10 but, ngl, kill the ketchup and im SCARFING that shit.
OP wanted a reason to eat his sausage onion bread wrap.
As a little reassurance dude, if you asked her out respectfully and politely, her crying almost certainly was not about you. It’s far more like she had other emotionally heavy stuff going on that you weren’t aware of, and she just did not have the emotional bandwidth to deal with being asked out at this time.
Now, if you weren’t respectful and polite, and you need to be really honest with yourself about whether you were, then you need to adjust your approach to asking women out.
Couldn’t even spot the sausage for a few seconds, this shid completely overwhelmed me lmao
maybe she was just going through something omg
Have you tried not doing it at knifepoint?
Why was she crying? Did you threaten her with a knife or hold her parents hostage?
is this a r/kitchencels crosspost?
Eating your feelings isn’t a good outlet. Go lift something heavy repeatedly and blast some Pantera.
Does it have anything to do with you eating 4 of these at a time?
Crying for being asked or doesn’t sound like it involves you at all really
And I bet you shot out of your league.
Low key these look good
This looks good. Might be better on a bun with spicy brown instead of yellow, but that’s just preference
Cook those onions next time!
what the hell is that
She probably started crying because of how your breath smelled, good heavens
She started crying because she saw your post history. 😳
This belongs on r/kitchencels
Was this supposed to be on r/kitchencels (which is a real sub that Reddit keeps putting on my feed for some reason)
Probably cried at the thought of having to eat your cooking if it ever went anywhere.
r/kitchencels would be that way, bud
I think if a girl starts crying when you ask her on a date, she’s got shit going on that you dont know about, and you’re too dense to be a good partner at the moment.